Still catching up from the summer. In late July, with the kids in the USA, we jaunted off to Berlin for the weekend. What an amazing weekend! We stayed on the
Friedrichstrasse, in the heart of the old East Berlin. It felt really strange (for all of you over 40 or so, you probably never imagined being on the East Berlin side of the wall). To make matters more strange, our hotel closed early and left our key with a bartender down the street, named Hans. So, Jeff goes into this bar, in E. Berlin, and tells the guy his name, the guy slips him an envelope and Jeff walks back to the hotel--feeling like he's in the middle of a Cold War spy racket! Our hotel was nice enough, a spa/hotel combo, on the
Friedrichstrasse and the Spree river. We rode the subway to a suburb and went to La
Cocotte, a french restaurant. It was closing, but the owner served us anyway. We got the left overs, no kidding, but they were amazingly good, served in
cocottes, little 1 quart cast iron dutch ovens. So good.
Here's Jena on the bridge (our hotel on the left):

So with only two days, how do you see it all? Well you can't. Berlin is chock full of stuff to see and places to eat. BUT...You can see a whole bunch of it with City
Segway Tours. Our guide,
Walid (like Wally with a "d" ending) was awesome. This was the single most fun tour either of us has ever had. It is maybe the most fun thing we've ever done on vacation. If we had an extra $10,000 laying around, we'd have a pair of
Segways in the garage now. The tour was us and 7 other folks from all over the world. We spent about 15-20 minutes getting individual lessons and practicing turns and riding. Lean forward, go forward, lean back, go back-simple...sort of. For small movements, just curling your toes can be enough to produce the desired effect--magnificent machines. Here's
Walid teaching Jena:

We took a hundred pictures (literally) but won't bore you with them all. Suffice it to say, we saw a lot in the 4 hours. The
Segways top out at about 20 mph, and by the time it was over, we were riding like a Hell's Angel gang through crowded streets. We saw the Berliner Dome (Protestant
version of the Vatican), the
Reichstag, the communications tower, Checkpoint Charlie, sections of the Berlin Wall, Museum Island, the Holocaust Memorial, and a dozen other significant Berlin landmarks. All the while zipping down sidewalks and through crowds like El
Guapo's men tearing up Santa
Poco on a Saturday night!
Here we are outside the Concert Hall (left) and the interesting
Franzosicher (French) Dom (Cathedral), built in 1701-1705 for the French
Huguenots. You see, the Thirty Years War had reduced the city to half its population, so they invited the French Protestants over for some genetic diversity and a 3-1 female to male population party! Needless to say about 6000
Frenchmen moved on over. French was a common language of Berlin in the 1700s--who knew?

Here we are in front of a section of the Berlin wall (we're on the East side). It was a double wall with a no-man's land in between watched by sniper towers and mined. Fun. Oh yeah,
Walid is laughing at me for taking a picture of "nothing." He was awesome. Very animated, funny, irreverent and knowledgeable.
Walid took this picture for us in front of the
Reichstag (Germany's congress). The
Reichstag was destroyed in WWII, but rebuilt nearly exactly (on the exterior), with the exception of the new glass dome. (You History channel buffs may remember a black and white video of the Russians blowing up the giant Swastika off the top of the building):

Here's a single video from the
Segway tour. Excuse the wind noise. You'll see Jena take off and then see the
Reichstag at the end (20 seconds).
With our
Segway adventure behind us, it was time for another dinner, so
where'd we go? Yup, La
Cocotte, AGAIN! We'd made reservations with our host for this night, so we'd have the full menu to choose from. We were not disappointed. The service was great and the food and wine were even better. Here's Jena dipping bread in the butter and garlic in my escargot:

Forget the man dressed as a banana. That was not the purpose of this photo. Although I can clearly see, now, that that might be a logical conclusion. No, the green "walk" sign, which is a little pot bellied East German guy is the point here. When the two
Germanies united, this little guy, named "Ample Man" was replaced with the West German plain stick figure, the East Germans went bananas (hey see the
symbolism I just worked in?). So they brought the cute and pudgy Ample Man back. It's about 50/50 around the city now. These are the things we don't think about when re-unifying countries!

In case you didn't believe Jeff was actually in Berlin, here ya' go. In the background is the famous Television Tower built in East Germany with much fanfare as a symbol of the technological achievement of Communism in the 1960s. Because anyone with any technical skills had defected to the west (hence the building of the wall), they had to secretly hire the Swedes to build it! On top of the that, the design of the disco ball makes a burning, luminous cross (like Christian symbol) when the sun is out. The communists tried for years to try to "fix" this while the West Germans took every
opportunity to rub it it. It still makes the cross.

There is a thirst for old East German memorabilia, and none is more popular than the "
Trabi." The
Trabant (Jeff at the wheel) was the standard, one each, car. Like communist housing, they were all the same, crappy and ugly. Now you can rent them and their go-cart engines and slowly, roughly, make your way not too far. This one is in the
DDR (East Germany) Museum:

What's this? Junk in the trunk? No it's Jena. We weren't sure if we'd get out of East Germany, so she hid in the trunk like thousands of people had done over the years. Then we remembered that there was no more East Berlin.

But you'd never know that when you're in the
DDR museum. Here's Jena checking out the typical apartment of a 1970s East German family. The rooms are square concrete with a thin wallpaper on the walls for color and a laminate floor. The furniture is actually kinda groovy and
back in style. Vladmir
Lennin would roll over in his grave, the syphilitic bastard.

While Jena checked out the living room, Jeff checked out communist toilet history...

The following morning we headed deeper east into a Russian
neighborhood and had a traditional Russian breakfast buffet, complete with Russian beer. Everything was little wrapped something-or-others. Surprisingly, 9 out of 10 were really good. There was every kind of meat, cheese, yogurt, etc. The place is called Pasternak's if you're heading that way for Sunday brunch.

We went back toward Alexander
Platz and Jeff got some boob from a chick at the fountain.

We hit several museums, including the National Gallery and the
Pergamon on Museum Island. The photo below is from the
Pergamon. The Germans excavated and moved an entire ancient
Greek city to this museum. Unbelievable--a must if you go to Berlin.

Here's an obligatory photo of the Berliner Dom. As I've seen it put: Evangelical answer to the Vatican. We got to peek inside, but for some reason, which escapes me we couldn't go fully inside to see the organ or enjoy a view from the top. We got to hear the bells though--loud. An
interesting footnote: The statues in front of the church were dropped into the river (behind the church) to protect them from bombing in WWII.

We caught a late evening flight home on our trusty no-frills favorite, Ryan Air. We've travelled many places in Europe, sometimes by car, others by Ryan Air. I figured we should have at least one picture to remind us of the cattle car...tickets can be as cheap as 10 euro each way ($15) if you book in advance...crazy.

We only had 2 days. We could have spent 2-3 more. Maybe
when we come back to Europe for a visit in the future, we'll take time to see more of Berlin. If we come back with the kids after they're both over 16, we'll go
Segway around for a few hours, no doubt! For a couple of children of the Cold War, this trip was a particular joy. Seeing the division of families and friends and the scars that are still left, really put the whole terrible ordeal into perspective. Seeing the city united and flourishing was good. In high school, we did a joint history project on the Berlin Airlift and finally being here and coming face to face with history was a special treat.